Monday, May 30, 2011

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Judge

Okay, so I can deal with someone critiquing my work, and I can handle some harsh stuff, but when their point of view is put in, that really pisses me off.  I got back a letter today from a judge.  They put their own opinion in the critique that didn't fit.  Some of the things they had to say was pretty helpful and I took it well, but then their opinion bugged me.  I mean the story takes place in a certain city, who cares what you think about the city.  The story just takes place there.  I don't care if they use to live in the city.  Obviously when they lived there, they had their head up their asses.  Anyway, I'm out.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Nazi Dogs

How Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs

It's further proof that Hitler was barking mad.
In his new book Amazing Dogs: A Cabinet of Canine Curiosities, Cardiff University historian Jan Bondeson mines obscure German periodicals to reveal the Nazis' failed attempt to breed an army of educated dogs that could read, write and talk. "In the 1920s, Germany had numerous 'new animal psychologists' who believed dogs were nearly as intelligent as humans, and capable of abstract thinking and communication," he writes. "When the Nazi party took over, one might have thought they would be building concentration camps to lock these fanatics up, but instead they were actually very interested in their ideas."
According to the book, scientists envisioned a day when dogs would serve alongside German troops, and perhaps free up SS officers by guarding concentration camps. So to unlock all that canine potential, Hitler set up a Tier-Sprechschule (Animal Talking School) near Hanover and recruited "educated dogs" from throughout the country. Teachers claimed a number of incredible findings. An Airedale terrier named Rolf became a mythic figure of the project after teachers said he could spell by tapping his paw on a board (the number of taps represented the various letters of the alphabet). With that skill in hand, he mused on religion, learned foreign languages and even asked a noblewoman, "Can you wag your tail?" Perhaps most outlandish is the claim by his German masters that he asked to serve in the German army because he disliked the French. Another mutt barked "Mein Fuhrer" when asked to describe Hitler. And Don, a German pointer, is said to have imitated a human voice to bark, "Hungry! Give me cakes!" in German.
Germany's love of dogs may have blinded the Nazis to the outlandish goals of their project. "Part of the Nazi philosophy was that there was a strong bond between humans and nature. They believed a good Nazi should be an animal friend," Bondeson says. "Indeed, when they started interning Jews, the newspapers were flooded with outraged letters from Germans wondering what had happened to the pets they left behind."
Hitler, a well-known dog-lover, had two German Shepherds named Blondi and Bella. He killed Blondi shortly before killing himself in 1945

Monday, May 23, 2011

Interesting Fact 31: Cured

In the 19th century, asylums in England used to strap patients into a rotating machine that would whirl them around the room at high speeds.  The motion of the ride was supposed to calm the patient's nerves.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Sharing is Caring 18: Bloc Party - Talons [ACOUSTIC VERSION]

Sharing is Caring 17: Hell House

She turned and looked around the room.  There was something in it.  What, though?  A personality?  A residue of emotion?  Florence closed her eyes and waited.  Something in the air; no doubt of it.  She felt it shift and throb, advancing on her, then retreating like some unseen, timorous beast.

-Richard Matheson "Hell House"

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Rejections!: 1

So, today I found out two of my short stories have been rejected.  Won't say which magazines rejected them, but they have been rejected.  One of my short stories, I have just resubmitted elsewhere, and the other, I'm trying to find another place for it.  We'll see what happens.  I am still waiting on another magazine's response.
Good luck to me!

Nicholas Alfonso Diaz

Sunday, May 15, 2011

I Was so Bored

It's funny.  As I'm transferring my story into my computer from handwritten papers, I can tell the moments I was sitting there not sure what to write next.  I can even tell how long I was sitting without writing anything.  In the margins are various doodles and houses with x's in them.  You know, when you draw a crude house and an x inside without taking your pen off of the paper and without going over lines that you all ready drew.  There are quite a few pages with houses and doodles littered over the margins.

Sharing is Caring 15: Tomorrow is a Long Time

If today was not an endless highway
If tonight was not a crooked trail
If tomorrow wasn’t such a long time
Then lonesome would mean nothing to you at all
Yes, and only if my own true love was waitin’
Yes, and if I could hear her heart a-softly poundin’
Only if she was lyin’ by me
Then I’d lie in my bed once again
I can’t see my reflection in the waters
I can’t speak the sounds that show no pain
I can’t hear the echo of my footsteps
Or can’t remember the sound of my own name
Yes, and only if my own true love was waitin’
Yes, and if I could hear her heart a-softly poundin’
Only if she was lyin’ by me
Then I’d lie in my bed once again
There’s beauty in the silver, singin’ river
There’s beauty in the sunrise in the sky
But none of these and nothing else can touch the beauty
That I remember in my true love’s eyes
Yes, and only if my own true love was waitin’
Yes, and if I could hear her heart a-softly poundin’
Only if she was lyin’ by me
Then I’d lie in my bed once again

- Bob Dylan

Interesting Fact 30: The Wizard of Oz Was a Remake (Cracked)


We're guessing there are zero-point-zero people reading this who don't know about the multiple award winning classic children's tale of a lion, tin man, flying monkeys and witchslaughter with young Judy Garland in her star-making performance as Dorothy. But a remake? The thing was made in freaking 1939. Were there even movies before that?
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We mean besides pornos.
The Original:
Yep. And a bunch of them were The Wizard of Oz remakes.
All of them are based on the children's book The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum, published in 1900. And by "all of them" we mean there were at least 10 freaking movie versions before the quintessential 1939 film. Perhaps none captured the roiling sexual subtext NOT EVEN REMOTELY found in the book better than the major 1925 silent adaptation by Baum's son Frank Joslyn Baum.
Hold on to your hats, because things are about to get freaky.

Some might even say "nightmarish."
The 1925 version of The Wizard of Oz opens with Dorothy openly flirting with her uncle's farmhands in the days leading up to her 18th birthday. The farmhands in question are played by Oliver Hardy and the self-cast director Larry Semon. Sooo ... the 35-year-old director cast himself as the frustrated suitor of a family farm Lolita. And, yes, his name was Semon. But don't worry guys. The two actors were married in real life, so everything was totally kosher.

A match born in the deepest nightmares of the most composed serial killer.
So a tornado carries Dorothy to the Land of Oz, where the Scarecrow, Tin Man and Lion characters are introduced. But it isn't really the Scarecrow, Tin Man and Lion -- it's the horny farmhands in disguise, hiding from Ambassador Wikked and Prime Minister Kruel, presumably while President Badd Guye and Emperor Stok Kharakter Villun were vacationing in Helll. Dorothy is crowned Queen of Oz and marries Prince Kynd (sigh) and decides to stay in Oz forever, because hey, why not?
Meanwhile, the Tin Man turns evil and tries to kill the Lion and the Scarecrow. Then the Scarecrow falls out of an airplane and dies.

Doesn't matter. You cannot kill what dwells within that.
This celluloid travesty bankrupted its studio and shockingly never got a wide release. Which is probably a good thing, considering how much sooner fan fiction would have gotten off the ground if it had.


Read more: 6 Classic Movies You Didn't Know Were Remakes | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_19190_6-classic-movies-you-didnt-know-were-remakes.html#ixzz1MRo4IT2M

Saturday, May 14, 2011

An Introduction

Last night I watched my nephews.  It wasn't the first time I had the chance to watch them while their parents were out.  I thought finally, they're old enough to where I can introduce them to some movies their parents wouldn't.  What did I bring?  I brought "Krull" and "Karas."  Both are very good movies.  Ones a classic (Krull) and the other is anime (Karas).  They liked Karas, but wanted more action.
Then I put on Krull.  I don't know what to say about that.  The youngest liked it, but the older one is used to new movies with way better special effects.  So, he wasn't impressed and didn't care for the story.  I was a little bothered by it, because I grew up with it, and remember the movie being amazing.  Luckily the younger one enjoyed it.

Friday, May 13, 2011

No Winner

So, I found out I didn't win a competition.  It wasn't a surprise to me.   It's definitely not the first competition I didn't win.  So, I move on to the next.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Sharing is Caring 14: Spaceships!

Sleep

Every muscle in my body is killing me.
This past weekend was an inspiring and motivational weekend, but tonight I just can't find the energy to do much.  I edited one page.  Just one.  
This past weekend gave me much more hope than I had before.  Some days, I have to say, I feel I'm kidding myself with this writing thing, but then I meet a few people I don't know and they give positive feedback.  I think I'm on the right track.  I just have to keep moving.

Interesting Fact 29: The Dark Eyes of London

The Dark Eyes of London (1940) starring Bela Lugosi was the first British horror film to be given an "H" rating.  "H" stood for "Horrific" and meant that no one under sixteen would be permitted into the theatre.

-Rue Morgue July 2007

Monday, May 2, 2011

Sharing is Caring 13: Dream

"Dreaming.  Either one does not dream at all, or one dreams in an interesting manner.  One must learn to be awake in the same fashion: either not at all, or in an interesting manner."

-Freidreich Nietzsche

Interesting Fact 29: A Good Nightmare

When Stephen King had writer's block while working on his novel It, he had a nightmare about leeches inside of discarded refrigerators.  He says he woke up and knew immediately that that was where the novel was supposed to go.