Thursday, July 28, 2011

Sharing is Caring 21: Entierro en el Este/ Burial in the East

Yo trabajo de noche, rodeado de ciudad,
de pescadores, de alfareros, de difuntos quemados
con azafrán y frutas, envueltos en muselina escarlata:
bajo mi balcón esos muertos terribles
pasan sonando cadenas y flautas de cobre,
estridentes y finas y lúgubres silban
entre el color de las pesadas flores envenenadas
y el grito de los cenicientos danzarines
y el creciente monótono de los tamtam
y el humo de las maderas que arden y huelen.
Porque una vez doblado el camino, junto al turbio río,
sus corazones, detenidos o iniciando un mayor movimiento,
rodarán quemados, con la pierna y el pie hechos fuego,
y la trémula ceniza caerá sobre el agua,
flotará como ramo de flores calcinadas
o como extinto fuego dejado por tan poderosos viajeros
que hicieron arder algo sobre las negras aguas, y devoraron
un aliento desaparecido y un licor extremo.

I work nights, in the ring of the city,
among fishermen, potters, cadavers, cremations
of saffron and fruits shrouded into red muslin.
Under my balcony pass the terrible dead
sounding their coppery flutes and their chains,
strident and mournful and delicate-- they hiss
through the color of poisoned and ponderous flowers,
through the cries of smoldering dancers,
the tom-tom's augmented monotony,
in the crackle and fume of the woodsmoke.

One turn in the road, by the ooze of the river,
and their hearts, clogging up or preparing some monstrous exertion,
will whirl away burning, their legs and their feet incandescent;
the tremulous ash will descend on the water
and float like a branching on the water
and float like a branching of carbonized flowers-
a bonfire put out by the might of some wayfarer
who lighted the black of the water and devoured some part
of a vanished subsistence, an ultimate liquor.

- Pablo Neruda

Rejection!: 2

This one stung a bit.  I don't know why, but I had this feeling that this one would get published.  The others I've submitted, I only hoped would get published.  But this one, this one I thought would get published.  I've been waiting since last November of 2010, and today I received the rejection email.  Nothing but punches coming at me.  Oh well, keep moving forward.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Interesting Fact 42: Anal Worms

Nearly all humans experience pinworms, a parasite that causes itching around the anus, at some point in their lives.  To determine if you have an infestation, have a partner gently touch around your anus with tape while you sleep, when the worms are most active.  They will stick to the tape and should be visible.

Even More Gross Facts You May Have Never Wanted To Know
Associated Content, June 11, 2007

Interesting Fact 41: Screw the News Forecast! Use a Cup of Coffee!

How to predict the weather with a cup of coffee.

1) Take a cup of black coffee (made from beans, not instant.)

2) Drop a lump of sugar to the bottom of the cup.

3) Don't stir or disturb the coffee.

4) Notice where the bubbles gather.

How to read your coffee barometer:

*Bubbles in the middle:  Fine weather

*Bubbles around the rim: Rain or Snow

*Bubbles all over the place: Changeable

- How to Predict the Weather with a  Cup of Coffee
and other Techniques for Surviving the 9-5 Jungle
by: Matthew Cole

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Interesting Fact 40: Injestion

11: Number of coins, totaling $1.03, retrieved from the gastrointestinal tracts of nine children at Massachusetts General Hospital over the course of a three-year observational study.  American children and young adults ingest more than 100,000 foreign objects every year.  About 90 percent pass through the body without problems; the rest must be removed by endoscopy or surgery.

Discover - July/August 2011

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Interesting Fact 39: The Battle of Bravoll

The Battle of Bravolle in 700 CE featured the greatest assortment of Viking names ever assembled.  Among the combatants that fateful day were such warriors as Thorleif Goti the Overbearing,  Hrolf the Woman-Loving, Odd the Wide-Traveling, Grette the Evil, Hothbrodd the Indomitable, Dag the Stout, Svein Reaper, Harald Wartooth, and Hadd the Hard.

Badass - Ben Thompson

Monday, July 11, 2011

I'm Considering It

So, coincidently, not 1 but 2 people told me today, "Don't ever get married."  The really weird thing about it is, all I did was tell them my name.
Wait!
These two people, I met at two different times.  Neither of them knew each other.
Anyway, I met them, due to work.  The first person, I shook their hand, and they just went on, as the wife walked away.   He then said, "I don't know if you're married or not, and I won't ask, but if you're not, stay that way."
I nodded and said, "Okay."

Then, about 5 hours later, I met a lady.  Again, I introduced myself.  She asked, "Are you married."
I said, "No."
She then went on, "Don't ever get married.  They just want to control you.  They'll change you.  At first, they love you and it all seems hunky dory, but then, bam!  It all changes.  They make you change.  In reality they don't like anything about you.  They just want to turn you into something you're not.  You seem like a nice person, and they'll just make you angry and hateful towards everyone, including yourself.  If there's any advice I can give you, don't get married.  Stay single.  You'll save a ton of money and time, you can go anywhere you want, and do whatever you want."
I then said, "Okay."
Two people in one day?  Seems like it could be a sign.  Maybe...maybe.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Even Less

In the past 4 years, I've managed to get rid of a lot of habits in purchasing things I don't need.  I used to go to movies all the time, spend most of my time going to stores buying things I don't need, and wasting time doing things I didn't need to do.
With daily life getting in the way of the things I love, I figured it was time to get rid of the wasted time, and purchasing habits.  So, little by little, I asked my self every time I did something or bought something, "Do I really need this?  Do I really need to do this?  Is this going to help with my goals?  Or is this just keeping me from my goals?"
If I didn't love it, have a passion for it, and found that it didn't help in any way with my goals, I got rid of it.  Now, I find I'm only surrounded by the things I love and have a passion for.  Books, Writing, Music, Traveling!  Is there anything else?  For me, the answer is no.  Why waste time on things I like, when I could be doing something I love?

Monday, July 4, 2011

Interesting Fact 37: Anne Bonny (c.1720)

Anne Bonny was a crazy-ass pirate chick who sailed across the caribbean destroying anybody who looked at her funny and generally being a vicious, man-killing scourge of the seas, making a name for herself by hacking the arms off merchant sailors, stepping on their necks, and then shooting them out of a cannon face-first into a brick wall.

(Upon being captured and sentenced to hang.)

Once it was revealed that Anne was pregnant with Calico Jack's baby (Calico Jack being her pirate lover), her sentence was commuted and she was released (a common practice for the times).  Before she left jail, she stopped in to pay Jack a visit.  She calmly walked up to the bars of his cell, looked him dead in the eye, and said, "I'm sorry, Jack, but if you had fought like a man, you would not now be about to die like a dog."  Then she turned on her heel, strode out the front door, and completely vanished from history.


Badass - Ben Thompson