In 1953 it was discovered by Alfred B. Pitchtook, that there were many uses for used car oil. Besides lubrication in an engine, it isn't widely known that car oil could be used as a face cleanser, under arm deodorant, hair shampoo, and it also helps fight athletes foot, or lawn fertilizer. However, in late 1955 when Mr. Pitchfork was just becoming recognized for his many uses with used car oil, he was shut down by the man. Major corporations stepped in, as they were being put to the test with their meager products against the used car oil; they quickly put a stop to his research.
After Pitchtook's research was stopped, to prevent these findings from happening again by someone else, oil companies re-designed the formula in car oil. Now days it is extremely harmful to use used car oil in any way. So don't fucking try anything, stupid.
Nicholas D.
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