I keep waking up in the middle of the night. It bugs me so. I use to think my apartment was haunted. Then I thought I was being abducted by aliens. Then I realized it had to do with my diet and sleeping patterns. To solve this I started smoking crack. I just need to figure out how to stop waking up in the middle of the night now. I stopped sleeping on my bed and moved to the floor. My sleeping problem may be solved by purchasing a new bed. It's a crazy thought, but it just might work. I don't really smoke crack.
Ka Kite Ano,
Nicholas D.
Why don't you give someone else's bed a shot?
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