Here are a few of my favorite lines from this great novel.
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There's something I don't trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
"And then the Jamaican guy pulls out the sauce. 'It be opening doors to other worlds, mon,' he says. We made him do it first, saw that he didn't die. It seemed to make him pretty happy and then - Dave, the guy I know, didn't really see this, but the guy shrunk himself, made himself three feet tall. We all laughed our asses off, then he was back to normal again."
"And you still tried that shit?"
Are you kidding? How could I not?"
"Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him."
"At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step behind the tape. John claims that here he told the guards that he could not speak English and when that failed to persuade them, he faked a violent seizure. I am unclear as to the purpose of this part of his plan. John flung himself down and began rolling around in the snow, thrashing his limbs about and screaming “EL SEIZURE!!! NO ES BUENO!!!” in a Mexican accent."
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