Saturday, March 5, 2011

Sharing is Caring 8: Horribly Ineffective Pick-Up Lines

Horribly Ineffective Pick-Up Lines

* How'd you like to gain 165 pounds for about six minutes?

*Is your father an astronaut because I sure am horny.

* Drunk yet?

*I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

*They just called last call, and I'm out of options.

*My apartment is being fumigated.  We should screw.

*Quick while my wife's back is turned!

*Your name must be Daisy because I sure am horny.

*So, are you the fat friend or what?

*Anybody else live here with their parents?

*Personally, I found The Fountainhead to be a bit pedestrian.

*I designed Bruce Campbell's website.

"Make Love!*
*the bruce campbell way"

-by Bruce Campbell

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