Horribly Ineffective Pick-Up Lines
* How'd you like to gain 165 pounds for about six minutes?
*Is your father an astronaut because I sure am horny.
* Drunk yet?
*I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
*They just called last call, and I'm out of options.
*My apartment is being fumigated. We should screw.
*Quick while my wife's back is turned!
*Your name must be Daisy because I sure am horny.
*So, are you the fat friend or what?
*Anybody else live here with their parents?
*Personally, I found The Fountainhead to be a bit pedestrian.
*I designed Bruce Campbell's website.
"Make Love!*
*the bruce campbell way"
-by Bruce Campbell
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